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Thursday 21 July 2011

Pro Evolution Soccer Etiquette

Ive had many XBOX games through the years and no game,and I mean NO game has frustrated me more than Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 (online).This is down to 2 reasons..

  • LAG
      This has been an issue in the pro evolution series since online gaming was first introduced on the XBOX.There is nothing worse than trying to play a through ball and lag kicking in,or the dreaded tackle.E.g.Messi is weaving away making a mockery of your defence when you decide "I need to get a foot in here" so you put the tackle in.Next thing you know Eto'o is rolling around in the box,referee's given a pen,your centre half has been given his marching orders and the defender you tried to tackle with is looking around,at what almost seems, a smug looking Messi.A look of "got you again".Bastard.
                                             When Konami finally do sort out the lag issue then maybe pro evo will go back to the top of the charts again.

  • IDIOTS
     Its because of these arseholes, for example Nigtmare00,Pasalary and MidlifeRezin69 to name just a few,Ive decided to write an unofficial code of etiquette for pro evo.


     Pro Evolution soccer Code of Etiquette

  • Replays:
      When scoring there is no need to watch your replay.Especially not twice.We where all there,we all seen it, good goal.Well done.
  • Celebration:
      As above,Same applies.You scored.Get over it.

  • Trash Talk:
     When you score it is not necessary to use the presets "Thank You" or "You ain't gonna beat me".It just confirms what we already know about you.Your a prick. :-o is acceptable.
  • Butchery:
     Just because a player has an injury C e.g Totti,Torres,Kaka,Robben and Ribery,this does not mean its an invitation to start lifting them out of it straight off the bat.Especially if your team looks like this:

  • Keep Ball:
      When you go 2-0 in a competition,If you decide to start passing the ball around the back line that certifies you as a cock.

  • Lag Cheats:
      Whats the point.